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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 02:23
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Rory McIlroy had three words for USGA official when asked to speak with media at US Open - Golfmagic
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
—
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Why are men today so pussiefied?
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
How do empaths destroy narcissists?
So they tried
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?